We provide this public service announcement to bring to your attention a dangerous affliction affecting thousands of drummers by highlighting the plight of our own Miguel Monroy.
Cymbal Acquisition Syndrome has ruined far too many lives. A wife of a drummer was overheard lamenting, “I came to the show to see my husband, but all I see is cymbals. I tried to talk to him about it in the past by appealing to his vanity but he didn’t care if anyone saw him or not. Then I tried to appeal to his sense of family but he didn’t care if the fridge was empty and the kids were hungry. They can’t eat cymbals, Greg!”
Warning: The information contained in the video may be particularly disturbing to spouses of drummers.